Here's a short instruction manual to help
you women deal with the opposite sex...
you are known by the idiot you accompany.
imagine that you can change a man unless
he is in diapers.
do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You
shut the door.
many men - so many reasons not to sleep
with any of them.
they put a man on the moon, why can't they
put them all there?
him you are not his type, you have a pulse.
let your man's mind wander, it is too little
to be let out alone.
for younger men - you might as well, they
never mature anyway.
are all the same - they just have different
faces so you can tell them apart.
of a bachelor: a man who has missed the
opportunity to make some woman miserable.
don't make fools of men, most of them are
the Do-It-Yourself types.
best way to get a man to do something is
to suggest that they are too old for it.
is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
you want a committed man, look in a mental
hospital. A man's idea of serious commitment
is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.'
all men are created equal.
that a sense of humor does not mean that
you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh
main point of having a boyfriend is so that
he can one day graduate to the exalted status
of 'former boyfriend.'
are lots of words to describe men - strong,
caring, loving - they'd be wrong, but you
can still use them.
: Can't Live With Them, Can Live Without Them!